(Jack, Perry, & Rick are at home. Rick is in the kitchen serving breakfast.)
Rick: In an honor of our dads, I made waffles in the shape of each of our dad's faces.
Perry: How did you get the faces right?
Rick: Dunno. But, anyways, let me grab the syrup and (drops his paper plate and lands on the remote which the TV turns on)
Announcer: And now, the magician in the kitchen, Chef Rospazio.
Jack: (gasps) That's... DADDY!!!
Perry: Your last name is Rospazio?
Jack: Dad's been in business a long time Perry. How could you not know?
Perry: I watch Sim Town's Funniest Cooks.
Announcer: Now, watch as the icing slowly slithers onto the cake.
Perry: B.O.R.I.N.G. Boring!!! (changes to Sim Town's Funniest Cooks in which a cook stands on his hands)
Jack: PERRY, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL RIGHT NOW, ACCURA'S GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS!!!!!!!!
Jack: OKAY THEN!!
Accura: (painfully brushing Perry's teeth) Should I go a bit more firmly on the gumline?
Belinda: Whatever works best, why not?
Rick: (walks in and starts rapping) No ya see, this is rapper Rick. And I'm tellin' ya you should go more soft. Today is the day we honor the best so stop tippin' on the teeth and think about the dads. The dads yes yes the dads yo dads. The dads yes yes the dads yo dads.
Jack's Dad: Perry mess with my son, makes Jack's Dad MAD!!!!!! (beats up Perry)