(Rick is getting ready for bed. He looks at the calendar behind his wall.)
Rick: 
Tonight is finally the night when Jack & Perry go camping with Accura! Just think of it, 1 week without any "JACKIE!! JACKIIIIEEEE!!!!!" YE HE HEEEES!!!! 
(interruption)
Perry: Huh Huh JACKIE!!!! 
Rick: (walks outside to find that Jack, Perry, & Accura are out in the woods behind the house) WHAT ON EARTH ARE ACCURA AND YOU TWO IDIOTS DOING??? 
Perry: Uh uh camping. 
What would you excpect? Oh. 
Rick: PERRY, QUIT BEING A BABY AND TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE REALLY DOING!!
Perry: That IS what we're doing.
Rick: You can't be camping if you're in the woods 5 feet away from me.
Jack: *Do I have to?* Ugh. 
We were gonna go to the Forest Of The Elves but then Perry was freaking out thinking that stupid bear Syd Bearret was gonna come and attack him as I try to tell him he's just a domesticated bear that Leaf & Petal trained and tamed.
Perry: NO HE'S NOT!! HE'S A WILD BEAR THAT SHALL EAT ME!!! 
Accura: Jack, please go take care of him while I settle this out.
Rick: What's your point Accura? 
Accura: Let's have a little talk. (sits Rick down on a nearby log) Perry has fears just like the rest of us. And when we have fears, we may tend to think they are real while others think they are fake. So just because-
Rick: But I don't have fears like Perry. 
Accura: Right. 
So don't just assume people will buck up just because you want them to. It's pure science in the world of humanity.
Rick: BUT PERRY NEEDS TO STOP THIS FEAR BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN HE DOES THAT!!!!! 
Accura: ALRIGHT! PERRY'S NOT AN IDIOT!! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FEARLESS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TELL HIM TO BUCK UP SINCE THE WORLD ISN'T ALL ABOUT YOU, RICH SASSY PANTS!!!
Rick: 
Jack: Good news. Perry said he would come to The Forest Of The Elves with us. 
Rick: (stomps on tent) 
YAY YAY YAAAAYYYY!!!! Perry's not a loser. Perry's not a loser. (faceplants on tent)
(When they arrive at The Forest Of The Elves)
Jack: See Perry? This is a perfect place to go camping.
Perry: 
Leaf: Hello guys. 
Back so soon? Hey, who's your friend?
Jack: Oh, this is Accura.
Petal: Nice to meet you Accura. (shakes Accura's hand)
Accura: Oh. 
Anyways, we're just here to go camping.
Rick: We were gonna come here earlier but Perry was being a big baby about Syd Bear-
Perry: (slaps Rick's nose) 
Rick: 
Leaf: Oh, Syd's locked up right now.
Jack: See Perry? 
He was locked up all along.
Perry: 
Accura: Good night everyone. 
Rick:
Jack: You okay Rick?
Rick: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIVES!!!
The End